Woody Allen to Regale Film Festival Patrons with Ice Dancing Performance

By Curtis Lemhi

Ketchum,ID-- Sun Valley Film Festival patrons are in for a special treat this year. Woody Allen, the world's most successful filmmaking pederast, and his adopted refugee child bride, Soon Yi Previn will perform an ice dancing routine as part of the festival's ceremonies Friday night.

for more information visit www.sunvalleyfilmfestival.org

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