God Nuts Directly in Valley's Eye Via Rain, Warm Temps

The Heavenly Father answered area residents' prayers for snow by showing his O face just prior to dropping a load of Biblical proportions into our collective eye. The Almighty emphasized this ultimate act of disrespect by stating "Allllllll over you", then left us staggering around in shock trying to wipe away Jah mess before it crusted up.

Sun Valley Nordic Center, closed. Boulder Mountain Tour, canceled. Baldy, soggy. Cats and dogs, living together.

This week's forecast is for much warmer temps, possibly reaching into the mid-50's by the weekend with no signs of a return to winter in sight.

" He is all powerful, He is our Creator.........He shoots ropes" - Pope Benedict XVI