Sawtooth Avalanche Center Warns Pussies to Stay out of Backcountry

An Avalanche Warning has been issued to all chickenshit bastards. The combination of heavy snowfall and wind transported snow is overwhelming a weak, early season snowpack. Widespread natural and human triggered avalanches are very likely, especially where more than 15" of snow fell. Travel is not recommended for punk ass little bitches in avalanche terrain. This warning will expire or be continued by 7:30AM Wednesday morning.

Bottom Line: The avalanche danger is HIGH on all wind-loaded slopes. The combination of heavy snowfall and strong winds is overloading a weak, faceted snowpack - both natural and human triggered avalanches are likely. Total pussies should not travel or play in or beneath wind-loaded avalanche terrain today. In terrain not affected by the wind, dudes who wear scarves and man-buns can also trigger avalanches and the danger is CONSIDERABLE.