Child Abandoned on Dollar Mountain Still Unable to Stop

A youngster thought to be Sebastian Cole of Mill Valley, CA is still heading down Dollar Mountain at an excessive rate of speed.

Believed to be loaded down with at least 12 packs of Skittles, Sebastian appears to have neither the desire or ability to stop. Witnesses say Sebastian's parents were last seen stuffing $60 into his pocket and saying “We'll see you in a few hours…now go play” before heading over to Bald Mountain for a few groomed runs followed by champagne and fondue at the Round House.

Joan & Phil Cole are offering a $20,000 reward for their sons safe return but would prefer if you could wait until after the weekend and please do not call after 8 pm.