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SCOTTeVEST CEO Unable to Locate Wallet, Keys
- Curtis Lemhi
- Jan 21, 2015
- 1 min read

Founder and CEO of technical bird watcher clothing company SCOTTeVEST is reportedly unable to locate a number of valuable items.
"I know they're in here, goddamit." said Jordan while frantically ripping through pocket after pocket.
At press time, Jordan had managed to recover a mini-Snickers bar, ticket stub from the Captain & Tenille concert at River Run last summer and a lambskin condom wrapper but unfortunately no keys, wallet or shred of dignity.
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