After Banner Holiday Season, Sun Valley Opens Pool to Locals for 15 Minutes

The Sun Valley Company is having their best winter season in many years due to a combination of favorable weather, newly renovated facilities and a 'generally well behaved resident population'. As a token of Sun Valley's appreciation, they have announced a free 'Locals Only' event at the Resort.

SV Co spokesman Mac Reebok stated, "The residents of the Wood River Valley exist and we have to deal with them." Reebok continued, "That's why I'm thrilled to announce that the shitty little pool at the Inn will be made available to the public next Monday morning from 9 to 9:15."