Opinion: Goddamn you for using these fucking styrofoam peanuts in this package. Goddamn you to Hell.

I received a Christmas package from my grandson yesterday and was so excited. When I opened it, much to my dismay, I discovered it was loaded to the brim with thousands and thousands of those fucking lighter than air styrofoam peanuts. To say that I was pissed off is an absolutely enormous fucking understatement. I took a deep breath and tried to remain calm. My grandson is not very bright and can be a real asshole but I still wanted to try and give the benefit of the doubt that he was not the cocksucking piece of shit motherfucker who sent me a box full of this Hell. I contacted my daughter and discovered that the box was packed by a local UPS store and not by my grandson. I explained to my daughter what a total fucking disaster my evening had turned into with all of these goddam styrofoam peanuts flying around the room, breaking into tiny bits, sticking to shit, etc. She apologized and said she could have someone come over and help me clean up and also suggested that maybe I shouldn't drink so much. I told her to fuck off.

         Any hoot, please don't use those goddam styrofoam peanuts in packaging. There's lots of other options.

Sincerely,   

Gwen Dietrich    Elkhorn, ID