LunchboxWax Technicians Immediately Overwhelmed by Quarantine Bush Upon Reopening*** Valley NEWS in Photos ***
Valley Man Wishes Wife Looked at Him the Way She Looks at Mostly Completed Jigsaw Puzzle***Valley NEWS in Photos***
Governor Says Quarantine Will Continue Until He's Done Watching All 655 Episodes of 'Hee Haw'***Valley NEWS in Photos*** www.martenstuffer.com
Mountain Humane Finally Unloads Dickhead Cats As Adoption Demand Soars During Quarantine****Valley NEWS in Photos**** www.martenstuffer.com
Ketchum Disproportionate Infection Rate Suggests Coronavirus Also Unwilling to Live in South Valley****Valley NEWS in Photos**** www.martenstuffer.com
COVID-19 Awarded Nobel Prize for Curing All Horseshit Made Up Allergies****Valley NEWS in Photos***** www.martenstuffer.com