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SCOTTeVEST Song Parody Damn Near Constitutes Hate Crime
The United Nations Security Council voted unanimously this morning to refer a video created by SCOTTeVEST to the International Criminal...


Total Dick Also Nordic Skier
Elkhorn resident Steve Svensen is an asshole. He's also a dedicated Nordic skier and wants you to know there's a real live human...


Valley Poon Scout Reports Single Women at Whiskey's, Likely Intoxicated
Ketchum, ID-- Area man Johnny Nelson was first on the scene upon receiving a group text from friend and fellow fishing guide, Aaron...


Elkhorn Woman Banned From Miscellany II
A Wednesday ritual for most Wood River Valley residents, the Idaho Mountain Express provides it’s readers with the area’s newsworthy...


Valley Bro Stoke Affected by Weather, Weed
Sun Valley area bros, Ted Stillman and Dale Teague, are totally not stoked about the recent lack of snow and the mediocre quality of weed...


Grey Wolf Shot, Butt Fucked, Dragged Through Town
A masked group of functionally retarded shit kickers shot and killed a grey wolf in the Little Wood basin last week. They then took turns...


Smilin' Pete Rides Again
Ketchum, ID-- Beloved area simpleton, Peter 'Smilin Pete' Feinberg, suffered deep tissue puncture wounds to the bridge of his nose after...


Alan Pennay's Dick Immortalized in Bronze
The Sun Valley Hall of Fame Society has announced area legend Alan Pennay will be inducted this year and his penis deified in Bronze....


Distributor Error Results in Atkinsons' Produce Being Delivered Directly to Bellevue Store
A mix-up by a recently hired driver for Sunny Canyon Produce Distributors is being blamed for a delivery of fresh vegetables directly to...


LunchBOX Announces Plan to Shave Carbon Footprint
Boise, ID-- Idaho based waxing salon chain LunchBox has announced plans to donate all trimmings in an effort to reduce its environmental...
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