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Dangerous Spin Caster Gang Linked to MS-13 Pushing Into the WRV
Valley anglers are on high alert as a branch of the notorious Central American gang, MS-13, has infiltrated the local drug scene along...

'Weed Information' Link on County Website Deemed Misleading by Area Doper
Warm Springs resident and cannabis aficionado, J.T. Brice, is not only disappointed with the Blaine County GIS website but is alleging...


Valley Stoner Pleasantly Surprised by Veltex Late-Night Selections
With hunger pains sticking like duck tape, local burner Jessie "the J" Hanson needed some immediate nourishment and found himself at the...


Wood River Animal Shelter Now Offering Equine Adoption
Name: Ol' Hayfucker Sex: Stallion Breed: Arabian Humping Bay Size: Enormous Estimated DOB: 3/19/12 Say hello to Ol' Hayfucker! He's a...


Marten Stuffer Seeks Full Time Intern, Fluffer
We are seeking a 40 hour per week, full time intern with a positive 'can do' attitude who isn't scared to get their hands dirty...
SCOTTeVEST Founder Scott Jordan Awards Self Trophy at Private Ceremony in Own Living Room
SCOTTeVEST Founder and CEO Scott Jordan forced his wife, poodles and cleaning lady to sit quietly on the couch while he presented...


Valley CPA Blames Toxic Mixture of Vodka, Sprite for Unruly Behavior at Motley Crue Concert
Wood River Valley accountant, babysitter and Marten Stuffer contributor, John Brody, was briefly detained by authorities after failing to...


Elon Musk Critically Injures Nutsack During Allen & Company
Sun Valley, ID-- Tesla Motors founder and CEO Elon Musk (pictured above contemplatively stroking his toy rocketship) was lifeflighted to...


Coyote Mauls Area Simpleton
Beloved Ketchum resident, Peter Feinberg, suffered severe hand lacerations after attempting to hug a coyote. Feinberg, affectionately...


Sun Valley Preemptively Sues Itself: "Surely we've fucked something up." states Mayor
Sun Valley-- Sun Valley, ID Mayor Dewayne Briscoe held a press conference this morning to announce the town council had voted...
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